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Playing Favorites

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011

Here is a picture of one of my favorite chickens. Shhh--don't tell her sisters!

My family is notorious for playing favorites. My paternal grandmother had four grandkids and she told every single one of us that we were her favorite.

On my mom’s side of the family, they played hardball when it came to playing favorites. Once you aligned yourselves with your favorite relatives, you shunned your other kin completely. This led to some very interesting situations where family living under the same roof had to eat dinner in shifts and other such nonsense in order to avoid speaking to each other or even being in the same room together.

Because of this, I’ve always tried really hard to not play favorites with anybody. Despite my best efforts, it occasionally does happen. Recently, I have developed a strong favoritism for one of my laying hens.

Over the past decade or so, I have always had a flock of at least thirty laying hens, and have sometimes had as many as 150 or so of them, give or take. And I try to love them all equally! I have never really had a favorite chicken.

So, I don’t know how this happened, but one of my chickens managed to capture my heart. She came to our farm as a chick this past fall along with 29 of her newly-hatched siblings. She didn’t do anything special, but somehow, I really took a shine to her.

Now, I give her special treats almost every day. I have been trying hard to figure out what breed of chicken she is so I can find her relatives and make a scrapbook and family tree for her.  (Ha, just kidding!).  Anyhow, as much as I like her, I try hard not to make her siblings jealous.  Maybe I’ll take a play from my grandmother’s book and pull each one of them aside to let them know that they are my “favorite”.

Why Living in the Country Sucks, Reason #98

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

This morning when I went to feed the chickens, I noticed that an opossum had attacked them the night before.

How could I tell? Well, one chicken was dead, her head bitten clean off.  Another hen was mauled, her head remaining barely attached, her beak and one side of her face ripped off.

The injured chicken was curled up in the grass in one of the corners of the chicken pen, and was so bloodied that it took me a few minutes to figure out what was going on with her (i.e. which parts of her body were still attached and functional).

It took me a while to get up the guts to put the chicken out of its misery.  In the meantime, I gave the chicken about a gram of bute, a painkiller which is commonly used in horses.  A gram is a common dose to give a horse too.  As I dosed the chicken by using a syringe to drip the medicine into the place where her face used to be (now just a tongue coming out of her neck,  eagerly lapping the liquid) I  hoped that I had given her a high enough dose to finish her off.

To the contrary, the bute and sugar solution that I had delivered perked her up, and she was back on her feet within minutes, walking around, trying to eat, and bumping into things with the bloody stump of her head.  Flies were buzzing around her, finding their way into her wounds.  I had to deal with the situation even though I was freaked out by it.

Finally, after getting a couple of long distance pep talks from Dave who was at work, and advice from our vet about humane ways to put the hen to sleep, I helped our poor hen find her way to chicken heaven.

I wish I lived in the suburbs.

What’s Black and Green, and Screams Like a Scalded Cat?

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010
When a pea hen squaks, she kind of sounds like a loud, very angry cat.

When a peahen squaks, she kind of sounds like a loud, very angry cat.

For the past week or so, Dave and I have been on the lookout for a very large angry cat.  We’ve been doing this because we’ve been hearing lots of very loud, strange and screechy meowing coming from somewhere in our yard.

We were surprised when we discovered the source of the ruckus.  Instead of emitting from a large cat with mutated vocal cords, the noise was coming from a demure looking bird:  a peahen.

We don’t know where the peahen came from, but she is enjoying hanging out with our chickens.  I don’t mind if she takes up residence with us, but I sure hope that she doesn’t start screeching when the sun comes up.  I guess I may find out sooner than later. . .

A Pig Named Chuck

Monday, June 7th, 2010
Our neighbor's pig, Chuck enjoys a romp in the mud.

Our neighbor's pig, Chuck, enjoys a romp in the mud.

Our neighbors got a pig as a wedding gift. If I had a good redneck joke to insert here, I would. But the fact remains that, here in the heart of North Carolina, it is relatively normal for folks to get livestock as a present, especially on such a big occasion.

Chuck, who is a sow (girl pig) named after a local pastured pork guru, is a friendly creature who seems to spend most of her time waiting for my husband or me to go near her pen. You see, though Chuck is, I’m sure, a cherished gift, the neighbors chose to put her as far away from their house as possible.

Yes, though they surely were thrilled to receive a pig upon sealing their nuptuals they elected to put the reminder of their wedded bliss far out of sight, hearing, or olfactory detection.

So, her pen is one thousand feet from their house, and fifty feet from mine. She lives right next to my driveway, and the best parts of her day seem to occur when someone drives up or down the drive, and she can amuse herself by running after them.

Chuck has become a de facto family pet of ours, and we watch her life unfold with great interest and amusement. “Look how big she’s getting!” we exclaim. Or, “Oh shit! What’s that other pig doing in with her? Are they trying to get her knocked up?”.

Dave maintains the opinion that Chuck is soon destined for the great barbecue in the sky, but I disagree. I think that our lives will soon be graced with a bevy of squealing, stinking Chuck Jrs. and Chuckettes.

I can’t wait!